We’ve been watching you for some time now, and we’re quite impressed. The way you make your heart beat 100,000 times a day, pumping trillions of blood cells through your body, delivering nutrients and cleaning debris from your system, and all that without even thinking about it! That’s especially impressive, given that you’re doing it while spinning on an orb that’s rotating at a thousand miles an hour while flying around the sun at 66,000 miles an hour, all while standing on two legs without falling! We’ve noticed most other creatures on your planet need at least four to get around.
And look at those wacky hands of yours, with that opposing thumb! How do you get all 27 of those bones to wiggle around cooperatively like that? I guess it’s some amazing combination of the light hitting your retinas and being transformed into images by the 100 billion neurons in your brain so that it can then make split-second muscular adjustments and decisions about what you choose to DO with them. I’m sure you’ll do something pretty amazing with them, because you’reĀ unbelievably awesome even when you’re just sitting still. Imagine how much MORE awesome you’ll be when you spring into action with the ideas in that brain. You’re AMAZING.